I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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