we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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