My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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