she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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