He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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