I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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