We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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