Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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