I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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