Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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