My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
