I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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