Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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