Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
do nipples grow back?
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