your thong is hanging out like whoa
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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