that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
