Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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