Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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