idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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