Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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