Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
