He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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