She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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