I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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