I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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