I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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