He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Are we still banned from the library?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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