I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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