Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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