i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
why is half of my head shaved?
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