where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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