It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I wish i was in the wii world.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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