Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
