how can u be prego again
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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