Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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