Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
ok first of all what the fuck
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