you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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