pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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