just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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