do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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