Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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