if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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