I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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