There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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