Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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