No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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