So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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