About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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