can we get nightvision for the apartment?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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