dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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