Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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