It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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