dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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In theory, it seemed like it would work.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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