We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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