just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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