elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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