Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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