he wants to bone in the snuggie
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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