As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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