K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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